Don't You Hate Not Knowing About The Batteries In Your Drawer?
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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, November 5th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Once in a while I catch myself staring off into space,
drooling, and having random thoughts. Today's random
thought of the day comes to you all the way from my
brain.
The Random Thought Of The Day: Are there Chinese midgets?
And, if there are, how can you tell?
This concludes the Random Thought Of The Day. Tune in next
week and I'm sure I'll have another one by then.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show
who was boss on the aviation frequencies. So, this was
his first time approaching a field during the nighttime.
Instead of making any official requests to the tower, he
said: "Guess who?"
The controller switched the field lights off and replied:
"Guess where!"
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Q: What lies on the ground one hundred feet in the air?
A: A sunbathing centipede.
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie.
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