THE DAILY GROANER - December 31, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

This is it for 2014! And what a year it was. A ton of stuff happened. Some good. Some bad. Some not involving Kim Kardashian mammoth ass.

I just wanted to thank you all for reading my humorous ramblings, and for sending me your praises, criticisms, and jokes. It's such a pleasure knowing that you enjoy reading The Daily Groaner as much as I enjoy writing it.

There will be a lot to look forward to in 2015. I have a Future Baby on the way and Jack to potty train. Wish me luck!

I hope that all of you, my readers, have a safe, healthy, and happy new year!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- I've Got News For You... --*
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"


*-- It's So Clean! --*
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What '60s music group can kill germs?

A: The Bleach Boys!


Q: What do the letters D.N.A. stand for?

A: National Dyslexics Association.

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