THE DAILY GROANER - October 13, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I was listening to my car radio the other day... yes, I still listen to the AM/FM radio in my car, I'm an old man, I get it... where was I... oh, so I was listening to the radio and I heard a song that I absolutely despise on every level. It was 'Blinded by the Light' by Manfred Mann's Earth Band that violated my listen holes. I hate that damn song.

So to avoid listening to this irritatingly audible crime I changed the station only to discover that 'Blinded by the Light' was playing on another. I changed stations again and I had to shield my eyes because I was 'Blinded by the Light'. What the hell?

So I had to ask myself, three different stations playing the same crappy song, what are the odds? And why do local radio stations hate me so much? This has to violate some kind of nuisance laws, right?

I know I could just turn the dial to the off position, but I like the music, maaaan!

I know I'm not the only one that has a hatred for some of the hits that travel the airwaves. What are some of the torturous tracks that you can't stand? Send me an email.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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