THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Dec. 12th 2012
Good Morning Groanies,Jack turned 7 months old yesterday! It's amazing how much he has grown, developed, and changed in that time. Just last week he learned to crawl. Now, he's standing up all on his own. He's a remarkable kid.
I just can't get over him crawling. It's so much fun to watch. And it was weird how one day he can't crawl and then suddenly everything clicks and this little guy becomes Mr. Mobile.
Now, he's moving around like a pack of wild dogs are chasing after him. Which reminds me - I've got to go to the hardware store and get a length of chain so I can tether that kid to something... or maybe I'll buy a bell for him to wear. I'll go with the bell. It's much more festive this time of year.
Groaningly yours,
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