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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, March 8th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
It's weird, but I've been thinking about the past. I can't
get over the fact that time moves so fast. Kids grow up,
styles change, cultures grow. Things change so fast it's
scary.
It felt like just yesterday I was waking up in my Iron Man
pajamas, eating cereal with marshmallow, playing with my
toys on the living room carpet, watching cartoons, enjoy-
ing a juice box and taking a nap. I could swear that I
did all of that just like it was yesterday. Oh, wait...
that was yesterday.
Juice boxes rule!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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