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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, November 11th 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Here are a few things to giggle about:
"I'm sure looters don't call it looting. They probably
think of it as extreme shopping."
- George Carlin
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic
surgeon."
- Groucho Marx
"What's another word for Thesaurus?"
- Steven Wright
"When I was born the doctor took one look at my face,
turned me over and said, 'Look... twins!"
- Rodney Dangerfield
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your
shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're
down there."
- George Burns
It feels good to giggle, doesn't it?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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