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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, January 15th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

Here are a few things that I learned about this week...

1. Bowls are a hot commodity here at the office.

2. "District 9" was one of the best movies I've seen in
years.

3. Winter needs to wrap up... big time!

4. Eating right and getting healthy is hard.

5. That nose hair trimmer I got for Christmas was the best
gift EVER!

I hope you enjoyed learning what I've learned. Learning
together is truly an amazing experience.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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A turtle went to NY City and found himself in a bad
neighborhood, where he was mugged by a gang of snails.

The cops asked him what happened, and he said, "I don't
really know, it all happened so fast!"


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Q: Why can't you see the invisible man's mother & father?

A: They're trans-parents.


Q: Why did the police officer give the dog a ticket?

A: For double barking.

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