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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 4th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's some more classic stuff that I hope will make you
smile.
There are a lot of things that I can't do.
1. Play Guitar
2. 10 Push-ups
3. Math in my Head
4. Speak a Foreign Language
5. Juggle
6. Wear Bicycle Shorts
7. Sing
8. Eat Spicy Food
9. Dance (Although I can do the worm)
10. Listen to people go on and on about how awesome
"Twilight" is (Boo!)
But there is one thing that I am awesome at... and that's
making a shoe smell. I am the king of stinky footwear.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an
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patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the
hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will
detain them for five years.
The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a
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asks the first patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool and
breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to
jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell
me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.
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"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
- Steven Wright
Q: Did you hear about the comedian owl?
A: He was a real hoot.
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