THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 27th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

It has been so warm the last few days that I had to breakdown and wear some shorts to the office. I hate to wear shorts because I don't really want to showcase my gams to the office or the general public. They're not my best feature (and this isn't my best column).

Well, after a few catcalls from TZ I felt much better about myself, but then Clean Laffs Joe spoke up. He told me, "The last time I saw legs like that they were in a bucket of chicken or maybe they were holding up a piano."

Hey, words hurt. Where are my pants?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Get Your Act Together --*
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"


*-- Did You Realize? --*
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.


Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

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