THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Oct. 3rd 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Last week my in-laws took a trip to Sin City - aka Las Vegas - aka the desert where Siegfried and Roy hang out. The day after they got home, they gave Stacy and I a call to tell us about their trip. We could tell right away that they were very excited about something. Numerous possibilities ran through our minds...they won some major cash, they got to meet Wayne Newton, they visited the pawn shop featured on the show "Pawn Stars", you get the idea.

So, after listening to them get more and more excited, they finally spilled the beans. They found a place that had 99 cent lobster tails and they even brought us home leftovers in their carry-on luggage.

Hey, who doesn't love some cheap-ass lobster? My in-laws like to gamble with money, we like to gamble with our stomachs... so, who's got some butter?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Did You See That? --*
Two guys are out hunting. The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"No," the second guy says.

"Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead," the first guy says.

"Oh," says the second guy.

A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, "Did you see that?"

"See what?" the second guy asks.

"Are you blind? There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there."

"Oh."

A few minutes later the first guy says: "Did you see that?"

By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, "Yes, I did!"

And the first guy says: "Then why did you step in it?"


*-- Bear Left --*
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read, "BEAR LEFT". So they went home.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs that can swim across a pool?

A: Clever Dick!


Q: Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?

A: The Tooth Fairy!

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