THE DAILY GROANER - October 29, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I always love this time of year. It's especially special because of things like the leaves falling off of the trees, the frigid air, the spooky decorations, haunted houses, creative costumes, trick 'r treating, playing ding-dong ditch, the wedgies, the purple nerples, the wet willy's, getting pantsed, getting pelted with water balloons, toilet papering houses, getting egged, and the old chestnut of "Flaming Bag of Dog Crap on the Porch". Oh, the good times I shall be having this Friday.

Be sure to have fun, but don't forget to be safe. Have a Happy Halloween and remember that there is nothing to be scared of...unless you catch a glimpse of your dad in his tighty whiteys washing the car while blasting Def Leppard's 'Pour Some Sugar On Me'. Now that's scary! I still have nightmares.

Hooray for Halloween!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Which ghost is the best dancer?

A: The Boogie Man!


Q: What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?

A: A stake sandwich.


Q: Which building does Dracula visit in New York?

A: The Vampire State Building.


Q: What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

A: Ghoul-aid!!!


Q: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

A: It raises their spirits.


Q: What is a Skeleton's favorite song.

A: Bad to the Bone!


Q: Who are some of the were-wolves cousins?

A: The what-wolves and when-wolves.


Q: What do witches get at hotels?

A: Broom service!


Q: What did the bird say on Halloween?

A: Trick or tweet!


Q: What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?

A: A pumpkin patch!!!

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