THE DAILY GROANER - August 3, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

It was a long weekend, folks. So let's take things easy today with a quick list of the dumbest questions that unfortunately overheard over the weekend. Over, over! (Roger, Roger! What's our vector, Victor?)

1. Is that beer you can drink?

2. Why does the Sun have to be so hot?

3. How is your brother related to you?

4. Can I borrow your car, you know, to drive?

5. Are you eating because you're hungry?

6. Did you hear that sound make a noise?

7. Who drove us here?

8. Are you wearing that shirt all day?

9. Do you have any gum to chew?

10. Is her husband married?

And, NO, I did NOT ask any of these questions.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- New Super Hero --*
Did you hear about the new comic book super hero?

He's half man and half cow.

He's just one of those unexpected Moooooo-tations.


*-- A joke I heard on the radio by Paul Harvey --*
The new boat rental employee looked out at the lake. It was getting late and fog was starting to come in. He could just faintly make out one small rowboat, its number painted on the hull, still way out on the lake, and he had already used his bullhorn 30 minutes ago to tell all the rentals it was time to return to shore. He used his bullhorn again. "Boat #99, time to come in! Boat #99, please return to shore!" Nothing.

Another employee came up. "We don't have a boat #99."

The other employee looked again, then raised his bullhorn. "Boat #66 - are you having any problems?"

(Joke comes to us from reader Lisa J. Thanks, Lisa!)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did they have a funeral for the frog?

A: Because he croaked.


Q: Why did the ox lose his job on the farm?

A: Because he couldn't take a yoke.

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