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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, May 5th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Here's a few of the weirdest things overheard by Groaner
Readers. Just priceless.
"The beach? Is that near the ocean?"
"I told you about it, you just weren't here!"
"Canned cheese causes happiness."
"You act like you're not trying to win"
"I had something here but I just can't find it. I think
someone ate it but they couldn't have because I have
been sitting on it the whole time!"
"When it comes down to the nut cuttin..."
"This would be a nice day to work on a roof."
Thank you all for sharing.
Here's a weird one I overheard the other day. "Hey, do
you want to know my cat's last name?"
Wow! That one was just... Wow!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with
holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who asked,
"What do you have in there pal?"
"It's a mongoose."
"What have you got that for?"
"Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk I
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"But," the friend said, "you idiot! Those are imaginary
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"That's okay," said the drunk, showing his friend the
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Q: What did the little porcupine say when it backed into
the cactus?
A: Is that you mom?
Q: What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A: A goat.
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