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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 2nd 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
Today I experienced quite a remarkable event. I was told
the worst lie I have ever heard in my life. I asked a co-
worker when her birthday was and this is what this liar
said, "I Don't Have A Birthday." That has to be the worst
lie of all-time.
What is the goofiest, weirdest, worst lie you have ever
heard or have told? What can I say, I'm a curious guy.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for
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club.
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Q: Why did the math book visit the doctor?
A: Because it had problems.
Q: Why are cakes similar to baseball teams?
A: They both need good batters.
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