THE DAILY GROANER - May 12, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday was a big day. It was not only Mother's Day, Stacy's 2nd Mother's Day, it was also Jack's 2nd birthday!

I got to spend the day with my two favorite people, then my wife and son showed up. I'm kidding! They are my favorites.

I love them both so much. They make me so happy and they remind me that sometimes I do things right, to enjoy life, and to be grateful.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Clean Restrooms --*
A dumb ass was at a gas station for 3 hours because the sign on the highway said "clean restrooms".....so he did!
(Joke courtesy of DRUMNCHIEF)


*-- Anything You Want --*
A man came home from work and was greeted by his wife dressed in a teddy.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went out for a round of golf.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a jellyfish have on its tummy?

A: A jelly button.


Q: What do whales like to chew?

A: Blubber gum.

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