Amazing Reunion Between Lion & Human - As Seen on The View
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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 1st 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Alright. Here is, by far, the weirdest thing that I've
heard all week... maybe all month:
"You know, this is good carnival weather."
Who thinks they can top that? Please send me the weirdest,
most bizarre statement, phrase, and/or comment that makes
its way into your ear this week. I'd love to read 'em and
I'd love to share them with your fellow readers.
I know, homework. BOO! It'll be worth it.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Groaner Video Clip - That '70s Show: Brownies
To help out with the Forman's Garage Sale Hyde (Danny
Masterson) decides to have a bake sale. He makes his
famous 'special' brownies and everything is going great
until the Forman and Pinciotti parents get a hold of
them.
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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add
emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette
smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate
syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean
soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the
following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you
learn from this demonstration?"
A woman sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and
said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you
won't have worms!"
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Q: Why did the three little pigs leave home?
A: Their father was an awful boar.
Q: What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
A: Kids won't eat broccoli.
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