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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 23rd 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
It's two days before Christmas as I write this for you. I
don't know what to write so I'll say my favorite color is
blue.
Oh look, there's TZ enjoying a snack. I'm sure he's got
women's underwear jammed up his crack.
The holidays are so fun and loaded with cheer. Just like
that time I did a cannonball off of a pier.
I'm ready for food, family, friends and a gift. If I get
into trouble, I hope Stacy won't get miffed.
I will be sure to share good tidings and spread joy. One
of my favorite movies is "The Thin Man" with William Powell
and Myrna Loy.
So enjoy this holiday whether you're young or old. I should
really put on some pants because it is mighty cold.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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After being away on business for a week before Christmas,
Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little
gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a
smaller bottle for $30.
"That's still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to
see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror.
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