THE DAILY GROANER - June 2, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

While I'm on vacation I have some classic Daily Groaners coming at you. Enjoy the hilariously dated humor.

I have the worst toothache. It hurts when I talk, when I sneeze, when I breathe, when I eat, when I sleep, when I drink, when I whistle, when I play the harmonica, when I chew gum, when I make fart noises with my mouth, and when I hum Neil Diamond songs. What am I going to do?

When a bottle says "twist off" they don't want you to use your teeth to do it. I guess I've learned my lesson.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why did the cat sit on the computer?

A: To keep an eye on the mouse.


Q: Where do American cows come from?

A: Moo York.


Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.


Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?

A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.


Q: Did you hear about the shoe factory that burnt down?

A: Two hundred soles were lost.


Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?

A: Because every time his wife got hot, he hit her with a shovel.

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