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THE DAILY GROANER - Thursday, October 22nd 2009
Good Morning Groanies,
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The reason I ask this is because someone in the office,
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I couldn't begin to answer that question. Has anyone ever
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on that one.
A word of warning: Don't think about the question for too
long because you may get a nosebleed. Darn, I need a
tissue again.
I'm curious. Which one tastes better, a flat chip or a
curvy chip?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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