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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, May 7th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
This weekend my lovely wife Stacy, I've talked about her
every now and again, she's pretty cool, is going away for
the weekend with her girlfriends for a bachelorette party
weekend extravaganza.
Meanwhile, I'll be at home with the whole place to myself,
a fridge full of sugar free popsicles, and a bathtub full
of Mr. Bubble. That's right, Mr. Bubble. He's a friend.
Don't get me wrong, I love my wife. She means the world
to me, but I'm not passing up a weekend where I can enjoy
hours upon hours of being pantsless, eating my meals over
either a sink or toilet, and while pantsless, enjoy the
comedic stylings of the Three Stooges and the Marx
Brothers. Good times, folks. Good times.
The tough part is Stacy not being there. I'll wait for her
to come home, but she won't get there until Sunday. It's
going to be a little weird. I miss her already.
Well, hopefully the weekend will go by fast and she'll be
home before long and then we can spend the better part of
the evening with a game of Strip Battleship or Guess Who's
Wearing Ladies Underwear?
I can't wait for Sunday.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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