THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., March 21st 2012
Good Morning Groanies,I went to see my doctor the other night. I needed to have some blood drawn. I have to do this every three months. It's one of the perks of being diabetic.
When I was getting my blood drawn the nurse said that she needed to "stick" me again. Apparently, I have stubborn veins. I calmly said, "No problem." She stuck me again and then I yelled out, "Sweet Mama! I think you hit bone!" She didn't find it that funny as I did.
After it was all over, I walked out with a Snoopy Band-Aid on my arm over a stack of gauze pads. I think the next time I need to give blood they should just punch me in the nose. That would probably work better.
Groaningly yours,
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