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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, August 16th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Why does it have to be so hot? I don't remember it ever
being this hot last summer, do you? People that say that
they'd rather be hot than cold are just plain nuts!
It's so hot that I'm starting to sweat when I'm inside
buildings with air conditioning. It's so hot I sweat when
I think about sweating. It's so hot my sweat sweats.
This heat is really starting to get to me. I'm feeling
crabby, uncomfortable, tired, upset, uneasy, worrisome,
angry, bewildered, befuddled, sticky, distracted, unicorn,
beef, stapler, wedding ring, sloppy joe, hat trick, wing,
butterscotch, biscuit, muffler, coffee, cheese-puppet,
chalk-mask, mailbox, wizardry, bottlecap, nose-hair, Kenny
Rogers, hickory, bacon, speed-bag, sandwich, webbing,
puppy, bone, leg, Alf, tower, button...
What happened? This heat is really starting to get to me.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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"How long have you been driving without a tail light?"
asked the policeman after pulling over a motorist.
The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car, and
gave a long, painful groan. He seemed so upset that the
cop was moved to ease up on him a bit.
"Come on, now," he said, "you don't have to take it so
hard. It isn't that serious."
"It isn't?" cried the motorist. "Then you know what
happened to my boat and trailer?"
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