THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Nov. 25th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I have been attempting to get Jack to use more words when communicating. He's just over 18 months and he only uses a handful of words, but he really does well finding other ways to communicate.

Luckily, Jack knows how to write a letter, send an email, send a text, use smoke signals, dot-dash-dotting some Morse Code, make whale sounds, and even express himself through interpretive dance.

He's known in some circles as, "The Great Communicator."

Groaningly yours,
Steve

Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- My Grades --*
A high-school student came home from school seeming rather depressed.

"What's the matter, son," asked his mother.

"Aw, gee," said the boy, "It's my marks. They're all wet."

"What do you mean 'all wet?'"

"I mean," he replied, "below C-level."


*-- Rules of A Plumber --*
The four most important things that an apprentice plumber needs to learn:

1. Hot is on the left, cold is on the right.

2. Crap flows downhill.

3. Payday is on Friday.

4. Don't chew your fingernails.

(List courtesy of BFBOA1)


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?

A: Dinner's on me tonight!


Q: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?

A: The meat ball!

(Jokes courtesy of The Skora)

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