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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, September 22nd 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
When Stacy and I were preparing for our garage sale, which
went very well last weekend, we went through our hall
closet, which houses our coats, leaves for the kitchen
table, and a rather extensive collection of outdated phone
books. Needless to say, there wasn't anything in there that
was garage sale worthy, but we did feel the urge to take
our winter jackets to get dry cleaned now that Fall is
here.
So on the way to work Stacy dropped off our jackets and
then we eagerly awaited the return of our freshly laundered
garments. There's nothing like fresh laundry. Really!
Yesterday, we received a call about our dry cleaning.
Well, it was really about my coat. Apparently, they had to
destroy it due to the fact that they had never run across
such a foul, dirty, and rancid piece of apparel in all
their years in the dry cleaning business.
When I asked them what was so bad about the coat they told
me that (1) it smelled like someone died in it, (2) they
found a half-eaten salami sandwich in one of the pockets,
and (3) once they put it on a hanger they couldn't get the
damn thing off of it.
So, guess who's getting a new coat... and a sandwich?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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