THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, Jan. 23rd 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy and I had dinner with my parents the other night. While we were waiting for our meals we got to talking about the baby. You know, cribs, diapers, bottles, all of that sort of stuff.

After we were a few minutes into our discussion I asked my dad about the day that I was born. I asked, "Dad, what went through your mind the first time you saw me."

He thought for a few seconds then said, "You reminded me of that gopher guy from the Caddyshack movie."

Immediately, I inquired, "Oh, because I was tiny, cute and wiggling around like I was dancing to Kenny Loggins' "I'm Alright"?"

"No," he said, "it was because you were so damn hairy."

I love you too, Daddy.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

P.S. Congratulations to Janet and Mike (Friends of Stacy and Mine) on the birth of their baby boy - Michael.

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