THE DAILY GROANER - May 7, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

Yesterday, I made the mistake of drink a cup of coffee late in the day and then I couldn't sleep. No matter what I did I couldn't get tired enough to fall asleep. I read a book, I watched TV, I played video games, I washed dishes, I cleaned the bathroom, I did the laundry, I trimmed my ear hair, I made a sandwich, I ate the sandwich I made and then I finally fell asleep. The only problem was by the time I dozed off it was time to get ready for work.

Time and caffeine can be cruel.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- There Were Two Fish... --*
There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"



*-- The Worst Book Ever! --*
A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her.

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

Puzzled by her complain the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!" said the blonde.

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."



*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella.


Q: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?

A: A doctopus! (Or Dr. Octopus!)

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