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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, June 11th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have to congratulate the Chicago Blackhawks on winning
the Stanley Cup and bring it back to Sweet Home Chicago
after a 49 year absence.
I'm a huge Blackhawks hockey fan. I've only been able to
watch the games on TV for the last two years. (They didn't
broadcast the games on network TV when I was growing up
and I've never had cable television until Stacy and I
bought our house) I'm sure that some of you are saying,
"Well, if you're such a fan why didn't you talk about them
during the 2009-2010 season, the playoffs, and the Stanley
Cup Finals?" Good question.
To be honest, I didn't want jinx 'em. I know that sounds
weird, but... when the Chicago Bears did very well a few
years ago and made it to the Super Bowl I wrote several
columns about them and bragged and boasted about their
success and future Super Bowl victory, and we all know
how that turned out. Plus, I had my vacation coming up, a
wedding to go to, and the fact that I'm lazier than a tree
sloth on a NyQuil bender. That's what I have to confess,
but enough about me.
Congratulations to the Chicago Blackhawks and to the
Chicago Blackhawks' Fans for an unbelievable season of
non-stop, heart-pounding, adrenaline-fueled hockey!
Now I guess I'll have to watch my other favorite sports
team, The Chicago Cubs, until October. Ah, crap!
More vacation stories on Monday. Hooray!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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