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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, September 1st 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

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Thanks for reading and now enjoy the rest of today's Daily
Groaner and its humor that will have you giddy and full of
merriment much like an 8th Grader after finding a dirty
magazine in the woods near his home. It's true!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor
says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

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Q: What do you call donating your body to a medical school?

A: A Dead Give-away!


Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf with a
ceramicist?

A: A hairy potter!

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