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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, January 19th 2011
Good Morning Groanies,
I typped this with a markeer in my nose.. Noot bad, eh?
Life iss gooddd.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought
him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed.
"Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is
it now?"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna
hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6'
tall, 200 lbs. black belt. The guy sitting next to me is
6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to
your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each
one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain
it five times."
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Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a
glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
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Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?
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