THE DAILY GROANER - October 14, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy, Jack, and I decided to make the house look a little more festive for Halloween. So I had to venture into the creepy crawlspace and drag out our big box of Halloween decorations.

We couldn't remember what was in the box, but I noticed the top of the box was labeled "SCARY STUFF" in big, bold letters; so your guess is as good as mine.

After removing a model haunted house, a plastic gargoyle, several Halloween themed bear figurines, and many other ghostly items, I discovered an old pair of my tighty whities. Confused, as usual, I asked Stacy what these were doing in there she responded, "I don't know. What did the top of the box say?"

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

A: His ghoul friend.


Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?

A: In the moaning.


*-- Nothing to Wear --*
It's Halloween and this woman has nothing to wear. She puts a sheet over her and sticks horns on it and goes to work.

A co-worker asks her what she is dressed as.

She replies, "Bull Sheet".


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do birds give out on Halloween night?

A: Tweets.


Q: Why do vampires need mouthwash?

A: They have bat breath.

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