THE DAILY GROANER - Wed., April 11th 2012

Good Morning Groanies,

I mentioned a few weeks ago a website that compares the size of your baby, as it develops from week to week, to food... or an element of food to give you an idea of the scale of the little one. Well, since we are currently in our 34th week I thought I would share the menu with you.

We left off with Week 12, so without further ado...

Week 13 - Medium Shrimp
Week 14 - Lemon
Week 15 - Apple
Week 16 - Avocado
Week 17 - Turnip
Week 18 - Bell Pepper
Week 19 - Large Heirloom Tomato
Week 20 - Banana
Week 21 - Carrot
Week 22 - Spaghetti Squash
Week 23 - Large Mango
Week 24 - Ear of Corn
Week 25 - Average Rutabaga
Week 26 - English Hothouse Cucumber
Week 27 - Head of Cauliflower
Week 28 - Chinese Cabbage
Week 29 - A Butternut Squash
Week 30 - A Head of Cabbage
Week 31 - Four Naval Oranges
Week 32 - A Large Jicama
Week 33 - Pineapple
Week 34 - Cantaloupe

Well, with a few weeks to go we're very excited for the arrival of our baby boy. It's going to be quite an experience. Personally, I just can't wait to hold my beautiful bucket of chicken wings.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What's That In Your Hand? --*
A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have on your hand?"

The boy said, "A leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was then sent to the principals office and the principal asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

So the little boy said, "A leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

Then the principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hand NOW!"

So he did and the little boy said, "Oh great, now look what you did, you scared the crap out of him!"


*-- There Was A Family... --*
There was a family, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their baby. Who was the biggest?

The baby. He was a little Bigger.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.


Q: Why did the Sheriff use a ruler when he questioned the witness?

A: He wanted to get the story straight.

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