THE DAILY GROANER - December 9, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

Over the weekend, the weather was warm enough for Jack to come outside and help me set up all of our Christmas decorations.

From the lights to the inflatable Mickey Mouse dressed as Santa Claus our yard is now holiday ready. We're jolly and Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-ing until SC makes his way to us.

The funny thing was, Jack did most of the work. That kid really knows his way around electricity. He's like a three-and-a-half year old electrical engineer. I'm afraid to ask him if he knows how to hot wire a car.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What athlete is warmest in winter?

A: A long jumper!


Q: What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

A: Jingle Smells!


*-- Shopping Early --*
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"

"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

"That's no offense", said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"

"Before the store opened."


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A: A pineapple!


Q: What do Santa's elves learn in school?

A: The Elfabet.

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