THE DAILY GROANER - August 19, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I can't believe it! Stacy and I have been together for 10 years. Ten Years! That's a decade. I know, because I looked it up.

To celebrate us, and our decade of love, we went on a 'Day Date'. Since Sean's birth, and even before that, it's been tough to get things to line up so that Stacy and I could have a romantic outing or dinner.

Well, we finally got organized, got babysitters, and got out of our home holding hands ready to enjoy time spend with just the two of us. After a delicious lunch, a hilarious movie ('Trainwreck' starring Amy Schumer, very funny, I highly recommend it.), and then go to Babies"R"Us, the LEGO Store, and the Disney Store for more stuff for the boys.

It seems like whenever we get a moment away we ultimately end up doing something for our boys. We can't help it, we love them... and they hid my keys.

I love my wife, I love my boys. They're all I need. I wouldn't have a life if I didn't meet my lovely wife a decade ago. She makes each day wonderful. She makes me better. She gave me two amazing kids. She makes feel like the luckiest guy on the planet. I should buy lottery tickets!

All kidding aside, there isn't enough I could do or say to express just how much I love Stacy, but that's not going to stop me from trying. She means everything to me and I'm going to live every single day to show her that, and hopefully she'll feel the same about me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Where do you buy chess supplies?

A: At a pawn shop.


Q: What did the wall say to the ceiling?

A: Meet you at the corner.


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A: Nothing. It just waved!


Q: Which colonists told the most jokes?

A: Punsylvanians!


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Q: What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

A: The food!


Q: How do you make a butterfly?

A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

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