THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, June 5th 2013
Good Morning Groanies,Today's column features a great joke sent in by the 4-year-old daughter of one of your fellow readers.
Q: Why did the policeman go to the bathroom?
A: He needed to do his duty.
It's official; 4-year-olds are funnier than me. Like most of you didn't think that already.
And feel free to send in your jokes. Actually, today's issue features a few knee-slappers from various Daily Groaner readers. Thanks for reading and sharing your humor with me.
Groaningly yours,
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Email Steve*-- Q and A Quickies --*Q: WHAT HAS 18 LEGS AND CATCHES FLIES??
A: A BASEBALL TEAM!
(Joke Courtesy of Alienjake)
Q: Where do Santa's elves go when they're on vacation?
A: Gnome, Alaska.
(Joke Courtesy of dweilermg)
*-- Wow, What A Memory! --*An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river.
"What did you do that for?" Asked a passing giraffe.
"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 53 years ago."
"Wow, what a memory," commented the giraffe.
"Yes," said the elephant, "turtle recall".
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*Q: What kind of shoes do spies wear?
A: Sneakers!
Q: What is a duck's favorite food?
A: Quackers!
(Jokes Courtesy of Skorski)
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