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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, April 14th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Remember that Income Taxes are due tomorrow.
Now, I'm sure that a lot of people are still running
around trying to get their taxes in order without facing
a penalty. I'm just glad that I did my taxes last year...
oh, crap!
Hey, I just remembered that there's this thing that I've
got to take care of and, it's not a big deal or anything,
but I really need to do it before I forget again so...
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Now what did I need to do?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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Neck Genie Elite
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Use just two minutes a day and the Neck Genie will help
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A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football
game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium
and were watching the action. A substitute was put into
the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his
position, the boy said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look
at that fellow. I expect him to be our best man next
year."
His girlfriend snuggled closer and said to the surprised
young man, "That's the strangest way I ever heard of for
a fellow to propose to a girl. Regardless of how you said
it, I accept!"
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
Organize & Store All Your Favorite TV Accessories, & More...
List Price: $24.99
DEAL PRICE: $14.99
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Organize your magazines, remote controls, eye glasses,
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FEATURES:
- Fits over sofa arm for easy installation
- 6 large pockets
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- Adjustable design fits most arm rest on couches or chairs
- Color: Black
The Arm Rest Organizer features a durable black fabric.
One side of the organizer features two large pockets,
while the other side has one large pocket for magazines
and three smaller pockets for pens, glasses and remotes.
The flat surface in the center features a ridge around
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A: A cowculator.
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A: They won't stop to ask directions.
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