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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, April 16th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Do you ever talk to yourself?
I talk to myself all of the time. I usually talk to myself
when I'm doing something that has multiple steps like
assembling something, showering, shopping, or walking thru
the house in the dark making sure that monsters don't
snatch me up. I talk to myself quite a bit.
It really freaks Stacy out sometimes... especially when
she's done talking to herself. What can I say? We were
made for each other.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A car hits a lady & the husband calls 911.
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The husband replies, "I'm on Eucolipstic Road."
The operator asks, "Can you spell that for me?"
"Well... I'll just drag her over to Oak so you can you
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