THE DAILY GROANER - July 28, 2014

Good Morning Groanies,

I'm taking my family on a little vacation. Stacy, Jack, and I are heading out for a little fun in the sun... in Indiana. We're going to be in and around a lake, one of the "Great Lakes" I'm told, so that's exciting.

Trust me, it's going to be better that I'm making it out to be. Hoosier town is really not that bad.

I'm really looking forward to getting away with my family and enjoying nature and the outdoors... and if there's time, a casino - or maybe I'm rent a speedboat and teach Jack how to water ski. Two-year-olds like to water ski, right?

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- This One Is Punny --*
A man and his clone were walking along the rim of the Grand Canyon.

The man and his clone were identical except for one thing - the clone loved to use foul language.

The man didn't want to listen to his clone ranting all day, everyday, using that kind of language, so he pushed his clone over the rim.

That resulted in the first obscene clone-fall.


*-- Three Blondes And A Lightbulb --*
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: After the flash on his camera malfunctioned, what did the devil get back from the drugstore?

A: Prints of darkness.


Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?

A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.

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