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THE DAILY GROANER - September 15, 2014
Good Morning Groanies,I drove my parents to the airport the other day. They're going on a much needed vacation. It's their first vacation in fourteen years. I'm glad they finally did something for themselves.
They're going to visit some of the most beautiful national parks out west. I've never been to a national park. I really would like to get the chance to visit one and witness the majesty of nature.
I wonder where my folks are right now. I wonder what sights they are seeing. I wonder what places they will visit. I wonder when I'm supposed to pick them up from the airport. I probably should have written that info down.
Groaningly yours,
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