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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, July 7th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I had a weird morning. When I got up I noticed that
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A pizza box was on the bathroom floor, but why?
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So, pizza for breakfast. Hey, I don't know how that pizza
got there, but I'm not going to let it go to waste. I'm
not that guy.
I wonder what I'll find on the floor tomorrow?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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