THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, Jan. 16th 2013

Good Morning Groanies,

I smell funny today so I'm just going to keep things simple. Here are the ten dumbest, goofiest, most ridiculous things I overheard while shopping over the weekend. (In No Particular Order)

1. My cart is full of crap!
2. Is this cheese real?
3. I found croutons in a forest this one time.
4. My Uncle Ralph knows that Chef Boyardee guy.
5. I hate drunk shopping.
6. Do you think they have that special shampoo?
7. King Size candy bars are just too much for me.
8. Fresh is always better than rotten.
9. We're not fancy enough for 2-ply.
10. Don't you wish they made a crunchier yogurt?

I may have to start shopping somewhere else, but I don't think that it would do any good.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- The Happiest Woman... --*
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."

The woman says, "I'll miss you."


*-- Applying For A Job --*
A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome.

The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you."

"Oh, great," he said, "What is it?"

"It's called the door!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

A: A tick falls off you when you die.


Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

A: Make him wear shoes.

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