THE DAILY GROANER - April 8, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

There's nothing more painful than stubbing your toe. Well, there actually are things that are definitely more painful, but a good old fashioned toe-stubbin' is a pain that the majority of use share.

The reason I bring this up is because I stubbed my toe the other day. It hurt like John McClane at the end of 'Die Hard' kind of hurt.

Now I know that a stubbed toe isn't that bad and I'm sure I'm exaggerating like I usually do, but it hurt. I was wondering if you haven't stubbed your toe in a really long time does it hurt more when you do? I think "YES" on that one.

It's been three days and the pain is setting up camp in my toe. Do you think taking the mousetrap off my toe will do anything to help? I'm not a doctor.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- What's Wrong With Me? --*
A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a corn cob in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril.

The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."


*-- Lettuce --*
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.

"That looks nasty," says the doctor.

"Nasty?" replies the man, "this is just the tip of the iceberg!"


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

A: Odor in the court.


Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

A: Tentacles.

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