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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, August 25th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I have never broken a bone.
In all of my twenty-nine years I have never broken a
single bone in my body. I have sprained my ankles, wrists,
toes, fingers and I have taken massive amounts of trauma
to the head, but I have never broken a bone. I think?
Hey, milk does a body good!
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.
After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she
gets two shot glasses, filling one with water and the
other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glasses, she
brings his bait box. She says "I want you to see this."
She puts a worm in the water it, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies
immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made
her point clear, "what do you have to say about this
experiment?"
He responds by saying: "If I drink whiskey, I won't get
worms!"
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