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THE DAILY GROANER - August 24, 2015
Good Morning Groanies,
Today I'm just kind of in a stream-of-consciousness mood. Please just bear with me.
Soda pop makes a funny fizzing sound. My feet are big. Breakfast was very delicious. My friends have my phone number. Everything tastes like chicken. Hay is for horses and to say, "Hello."
Boy, that cold medicine is really doing a number on me.
If anyone was wondering I am not Canadian and neither is Stacy, eh?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: Why are robots never afraid?
A: Because they have nerves of steel.
*-- Driving The Wrong Way --*
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the cars were leaving.
*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What does a dog do that a man steps in?
A: Pants.
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot.
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