THE DAILY GROANER - December 21, 2015

Good Morning Groanies,

I know Christmas is still four days away, but I am already exhausted. Between the kids, the presents, the travel plans, the food, remembering distant relatives names, and not collapsing from all of the stress and strain of the holidays, I think I might just collapse from all of the stress and strain of the holidays.

Maybe a little nog, some Merry Christmas from the Chipmunks on the ol' hi-fi, and a fireplace Blu-Ray/DVD (available at PulseTV.com) playing on my TV is the way to make me feel better. Maybe that or some strong booze will do the trick.

I'm excited for Christmas to come for my family. I can't wait to see the boys' faces when they see that Santa brought them clothes. That's what you get for not cleaning your room! I'm kidding. There will be toys under the tree. And I hope some of them are for me.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Jokes? Comments? Questions? Email Steve


*-- Q and A Quickies --*
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?

A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.


Q: Why did Santa send his daughter to college?

A: To keep her off the North Pole


*-- More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A: A pineapple!


Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots?



*-- Even More Q and A Quickies --*
Q: What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?

A: Chill out.


Q: What does Jack Frost like best about school?

A: Snow and tell.

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