January 24, 2018

Good Morning Groanies,

It's been a rough couple of weeks. Once things settle down from the house fire I'll be back in action with hilarious stories, amusing anecdotes, and bizarre observations that I've experienced as of late.

Stick with me. The jokes are a coming!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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*-- Please Forgive Me... --*

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child."

"Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

*-- Bad Back? --*

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for his annual checkup.

"I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.

"What makes you say that?" Quasimodo asks.

"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

*-- Q and A Quickies --*

Q: How do you make a bandstand?

A: Take away their chairs.


Q: What did Ernie say to Burt when asked if he wanted ice cream?

A: Sure-Burt!