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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, November 15th 2010

Good Morning Groanies,

I think I'm going to start wearing a cape. That's it. I
really don't know why, but that's what's going to happen.
I just think a cape would be a good look for me.

Oh, maybe I'll wear a monocle to compliment the cape. I'll
look just like Mr. Peanut or the guy from Monopoly. That
would be cool.

Wait! I'll sport a cummerbund... just because. Cummerbunds
are classy. I can be classy...

(I'm going to stop there. This was an example of a convers-
ation that I have with myself whenever I'm riding in an
elevator or find myself stuck in an airplane bathroom.)

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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These three old ladies and their dogs were sitting on a
park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher
approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front
of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tillie, being older and more feeble, couldn't reach
that far.

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A: A ba..na..na..na..na..na..na!


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