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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, December 11th 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

Winter hasn't even started yet, but I can tell it is going
to be a bitterly cold one. I don't do too well in the
winter months, but if I stay covered up fairly well I'll
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Daily Groaner.

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So stay warm this winter and enjoy the rest of today's
Daily Groaner.

See ya Monday!

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer
walked in the door, bellied up to the bar and ordered a
martini. Without batting an eye, the bartender mixed and
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Snowman As he handed the reindeer some coins in change,
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The reindeer looked hard at the hoofful of change and
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Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?

A: To make up for a lousy summer.


Q: What is the most dangerous part of a car?

A: The nut that holds the steering wheel.

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