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THE DAILY GROANER - Wednesday, December 30th 2009

Good Morning Groanies,

Stacy sent me a great joke today. I hope you enjoy as much
as I do. Okay, here it goes...

Q: What did the sailor see when he looked in the toilet?

A: The Captain's Log.

Thank you so much. You're great. Try the swordfish.

Groaningly yours,
Steve

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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A: Frostbite.


Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

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