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THE DAILY GROANER - Friday, February 12th 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
Valentine's Day is two days away and if you're still scratch-
ing your head about what to get your special someone I'm
here to help. What? I like to help.
Here are a few gift suggestions that will surely make your
Valentine's Day the best one yet. Give your Valentine some
roses, a meaningful card, a flower arrangement, candy,
chocolates, balloons, handcuffs, whips, chains, a romantic
dinner, a dominatrix, chaps, a can of whipped cream,
expensive jewelry, an exotic getaway, a "freaky" massage,
manicure, pedicure, a day at the spa, perfume, a shopping
spree, key party at the neighbors, an engagement ring, and
a cuddle teddy bear.
I hope this helps you have a Happy Valentine's Day. And if
it doesn't... you should have planned ahead. I can only do
so much.
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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You'll love the cool plastic storage case that you can
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- Ten (10) Plastic Bandages (3/4" x 3")
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Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one
rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all
over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a
duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the
first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment
for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to
this ugly man!"
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a
duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing.
With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them
together with the same admonishment as for the first
woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to
be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY
careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks,
but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most
handsome man she has ever laid eyes on... very tall,
long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The
happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being
chained to you for all of eternity?" The guy says, "I
don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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*** By Far The BEST Hands Free Light **
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A: A lamb chop
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A: To a rock concert!
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