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THE DAILY GROANER - Monday, May 31st 2010
Good Morning Groanies,
I hope that you are enjoying yourself. (Oh, come on! You
know that's not what I meant.) Stacy and I are currently
on vacation, but don't worry because the Daily Groaner is
bringing you classic material from yours truly.
I hope you enjoy and get to vacation, the sooner the
better.
Speaking of vacations. I have a great idea for the perfect
vacation. I want to go to Bermuda. After a few days of
relaxing I want to charter a boat and head into the
mysterious Bermuda Triangle... in search of treasures from
the past.
Once the treasures are in my possession I will then go to
the Antiques Roadshow or that show Pawn Stars and then
I'll get incomprehensible riches. Sounds good, eh?
Why hasn't anyone else thought of this rather profitable
plan?
Groaningly yours,
Steve
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The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll
you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bar-
tender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five
dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking
about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation,
then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there.
In the original offer, which constitutes a binding contract
upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender was not impressed, but says to the guy,
"Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me
catch you in here again."
The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says,
"What the heck are you doing in here? I can't believe
you've got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been
in this place in my life!" The bartender replies, "I'm
very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a Bumble Bee with a
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A: A Real Hum-dinger.
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